Who is more evil: Harry Potter or Frodo?

I originally posted this about 8 years ago. It still seems incredibly relevant to today. Enjoy a little light reading.
  1. Both “heroes” have a fiercely loyal and slightly simple companion with reddish hair.
  2. Grima Wormtongue and Peter Pettigrew (aka Wormtail?).
  3. Most of the blonde elves look like Malfoys.
  4. Magic.
  5. Gimly and Hagrid are pretty much the same, except for a seven foot difference.
  6. Nazguls and Dementors make the exact same sound.
  7. Way too much wide-eyed, wistful staring into nothing by both Frodo and Harry.
  8. Gollum or Dobby? You pick.
  9. The ring is essentially a horcrux, isn’t it?
  10. Dumbledore and Gandolph look alike.
*Now watching LOTR III and realizing I should have added in another one. Big Spiders.

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